Anon and on

Un-PC excerpts from the manual for my new Braun Silk epil Xelle

2007-10-24T00:09:54Z

"WARNING: 1. Do not allow this appliance to be used by, on or near children or invalids."

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harumph

2007-10-23T02:44:28Z

Still searching. Where not to find the answers: the Internet. The subway. The Bachelor. There is a man at the gym who persists in hitting on me in the most awkward of ways. Listen, friend. I've got MIA's Bamboo Banga on blast, I have two more se...

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Vague breakdown of how I've spent the hours of my day this week

2007-10-18T02:25:32Z

9 hours: sleeping 3 hours: crying 9 hours: at work 3 hours: watching reality TV, reading gossip blogs hrm. those aren't good ratios. i hate wednesdays, because that's the day i usually go to the shrink. today he said, "it's going to take a lot ...

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Tuesday one-liners (or, women's rights are dead)

2007-10-16T22:34:12Z

Man on Queens Boulevard and 63rd Ave., imagining I have my headphones up so loud I won't hear him: "Hey sexy, I want to eat you!" Homeless man walking down staircase at 5th Ave./53rd St. station: "Nudity is your constitutional right!" Boss, in fr...

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shoppy shoppy

2007-10-14T15:53:38Z

i'm turning into a shopper, and i don't know how i feel about that. i've always been a thrifter. extracting gems from the chaos of goodwill, the salvation army, spending hours to find a pristine black pencil skirt, the perfect worn cardigan, to m...

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2007-10-13T22:59:31Z

wintering in queens. hands in pockets. headphones in ears. wind chapping my cheeks as i power down queens boulevard. another age of discontent, and nothing to make this feeling go away. read forster again? only connect? or hunker down, windows op...

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