Tuesday one-liners (or, women's rights are dead)
Man on Queens Boulevard and 63rd Ave., imagining I have my headphones up so loud I won't hear him: "Hey sexy, I want to eat you!"
Homeless man walking down staircase at 5th Ave./53rd St. station: "Nudity is your constitutional right!"
Boss, in front of elevator full of my peers: "This skirt you have on, is it your family tartan?"
Ugh. I just feel like falling over and dying.
